Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Conscious Fathering


Ok Mili wanted me to write in the blog about my experiences
at conscious fathering class. So really the whole time I was
imagining what it would be like to be birthed. And at this point
I began to brain storm. How can we get that experience of
entering into the world, via womb, once again.

So here on display are some of the ideas I’ve come up
with for the Birthing Helmet Cam. Yes the “Birthing Helmet
Cam”! I’ve come up with some variations that suit each
individual.

-The Multi Angle made to compete with today’s
video gaming technology. See the birthing canal from every
angle now!

-The child safety which allows the baby to control
the angle of the shot without any of that annoying birthing
mucus in the way.

-Then there is the Warrior(maybe not the most
comforting for the mother) but if you want to set a standard for
the young one you will go with the warrior.

-Lastly for the minimalist there’s the Girl Scout-light, bright, and
spectacular video.

The idea is to have the doctor reach up and insert the
camera on the baby’s head, this might also be done by
cesarean.

4 comments:

Paula Scott Molokai Girl Studio said...

LOL! What a GREAT post! I love the approach of the birthing helmet cam! Nothing but genius. You guys are really in for it as this child is going to be just like both of you!

Anonymous said...

gross - have you talked to milli about this birthing cam. Frankly I don't want to see the video...

ana banana mcmahon said...

I vote for the Girl Scout..it is WAY more fashionable and practical. Mili, I feel sorry for you...all your gobbly goods will be out on display :-)

Unknown said...

Maybe Gabe should wait out in the waiting room so he will not scare the doctors with his birthing cam!!